Why Customers Shop Online Like My Dog Going for a Wee

Author: Martin Koss | Founder of inLouth (Louth, Lincolnshire) and 28 Pixels Ltd.


What? Yes. Stay with me a minute… Our wonderful dog, Freddie, has a fascinating routine when it comes to a simple trip outside for a wee. It’s not just “go out, do the business, come back in.” Oh no, that would be far too efficient. Instead, he’s got to mooch around like he’s conducting a full-scale garden inspection. Every bit of grass, every bush, even a peek through the fence to see if anything might have changed since he last looked. It’s like a ritual. He sniffs, inspects, wanders a bit more, and only after an exhausting process does he find the perfect spot.

And ya know what, people do this too. Not in the garden – that would be rather odd – but online.


The Garden of Online Decisions

Shopping online or choosing a service is just like Freddie finding the perfect wee spot. We rarely just land on a website, click “buy now” and get on with our day. Instead, we sniff around. We browse, compare, read reviews, and bounce between tabs like a hyperactive puppy inspecting every bush.

Sure, if it’s something straightforward like a USB cable, we’re in and out – bish, bash, bosh. But if it’s a bigger decision – something we’re going to sink serious time or money into – it’s a whole different process. My wife loves it. She will research for hours just to buy a pack of tea towels!

We window shop. We “add to basket” only to abandon it. We go back to reviews. Look at the positives, the negatives, and the odds and ends in between. We check the same website five times, convincing ourselves this might be the one.


Why Customers Sniff Around

  1. Trust. Just like Freddie needs to feel safe before he commits (well, you never know, there might be a monster lurking behind a bush), customers need to trust your website.
    Is it professional?
    Does it have clear information?
    Is it secure?
  2. Options Overload. Freddie inspects every bush because he can. The same applies to customers online. With so many options, it’s easy to get stuck comparing until one site stands out.
  3. Consistency. If Freddie sniffs a dodgy patch of grass, he’ll avoid it (yuk, who did that?). The same goes for websites. Broken links, slow loading, or unclear messaging can send people running.
  4. Confirmation. We like to feel confident about our choices. Whether it’s Freddie returning to the same spot or a shopper revisiting a website, repetition builds reassurance.

How to Be the “Perfect Piddle Spot”

If your website is where you want customers to stop sniffing and take action, you’ve got to create the right environment.

Here’s how:

  • Make a Great First Impression: Clear, simple, and visually appealing – your homepage is like the patch of grass everyone sees first. Make it inviting.
  • Be Reliable: Fast load times, working links, and accurate information – don’t give customers a reason to wander off.
  • Build Trust: Add testimonials, clear contact details, and a professional design. Think of it like leaving a trail of breadcrumbs to guide them back.
  • Stay Memorable: Give visitors a reason to return, whether it’s helpful content, competitive pricing, or just a website that doesn’t feel like every other noisy website out there.

Patience Pays Off – So Freddie tells me!

Freddie’s garden antics can be infuriating when it’s bedtime, cold, and we just want him to get on with it. But in the end, he always finds the perfect spot, and we all go to bed happy.

The same patience applies to your customers. Understand their need to browse, compare, and revisit before they commit. If your website stands out as the reliable, welcoming “perfect spot,” they’ll eventually choose you.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, Freddie needs to inspect the garden again.


A Few Quick FAQs for the Moochers Among You

Why compare customers to a dog looking for a wee spot?

Because it’s relatable and funny. People and dogs both take their time finding the “perfect spot” – whether it’s for a purchase or a piddle. It makes the message stick in a way a dry explanation never would.

What’s the main takeaway from this post?

Your website needs to be the “perfect spot” for your customers. Make it trustworthy, easy to navigate, and memorable so they keep coming back until they’re ready to commit.

How does trust play a role in customer behaviour?

Trust is everything. If your website looks dodgy, is hard to navigate, or lacks clear info, people will click away faster than Freddie can sniff out a yukky spot.

Why do people revisit the same website multiple times?

Reassurance. They want to feel certain they’re making the right choice. Each revisit is like a little nudge closer to commitment, so your website needs to stay consistent and appealing.

What can I do to make my website more appealing?

Start with a great first impression: clean design, clear messaging, fast loading speeds, and easy navigation. Think of it as giving your visitors a neatly trimmed lawn, not a patchy, overgrown mess.

Does this mean I should be patient with customers?

Absolutely. People take time to make decisions, especially with bigger purchases. Give them reasons to trust you and keep your website ready for when they come back to take action.

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